I am a rider of Fandoms. I have Hands of Justice. I am a woman without a name. I am a woman with no family. And I am a woman with no past. When I met the doctor who delivered me, he told me I was born with no parents. The cowboys of Tumblr, with their ancient pistols, are no match for my brutality and my epic style. I'm here to claim my fame and set this Kelly Clarkson Fandom free. I speak with my fists, and my fists speak Kung Fu.